Dear Humans,

You seem to have forgotten that you have certain responsibilities with regards to us. We thought it best to put them in writing.

1. You must provide cuddles, hugs and kisses (not too many wet ones in the face, though) at any time. This applies to night time as well.
2. You must feed us what we want, when we want it.
3. You must play with us (this mostly applies to Olivia, since Cliff isn’t into playing).
4. You must take us for walks (when we’re staying in the flat, this only applies to Cliff).
5. You must move over when we want to sleep in the big bed - it is ours after all.
6. You must hand over any food of yours we find interesting - and the keys to the Ham Safe!
7. You must assist us when we want to visit our friends in CB - we can’t stress this enough!
8. You must assist us when we want to blog! No more lame excuses about you being busy, tired, having hardware problems, wanting to go for walks in the sunshine. It just won’t do any more!

You have been found guilty of being in violation of (at least!) §7 and 8. You may consider this a warning. If you fail to comply to our terms within a week from now, you will be placed on probation, the terms of which will be established later.

You may reply to our attorney, Mr. Jens Q. Musensen, AAL, currently staying in Juneau, Alaska.

Kind Regards,

Mr. Cliff S.C. & Ms. Olivia S.C.

P.s. We would like you to note that we are both in the photo - Olivia is hiding behind Cliff’s whiskers.