A Letter From Our Attorney
Dear Humans,
You seem to have forgotten that you have certain responsibilities with regards to us. We thought it best to put them in writing.
- You must provide cuddles, hugs and kisses (not too many wet ones in the face, though) at any time. This applies to night time as well.
- You must feed us what we want, when we want it.
- You must play with us (this mostly applies to Olivia, since Cliff isn’t into playing).
- You must take us for walks (when we’re staying in the flat, this only applies to Cliff).
- You must move over when we want to sleep in the big bed - it is ours after all.
- You must hand over any food of yours we find interesting - and the keys to the Ham Safe!
- You must assist us when we want to visit our friends in CB - we can’t stress this enough!
- You must assist us when we want to blog! No more lame excuses about you being busy, tired, having hardware problems, wanting to go for walks in the sunshine. It just won’t do any more!
You have been found guilty of being in violation of (at least!) §7 and 8. You may consider this a warning. If you fail to comply to our terms within a week from now, you will be placed on probation, the terms of which will be established later.
You may reply to our attorney, Mr. Jens Q. Musensen, AAL, currently staying in Juneau, Alaska.
Kind Regards,
Mr. Cliff S.C. & Ms. Olivia S.C.
P.s. We would like you to note that we are both in the photo - Olivia is hiding behind Cliff’s whiskers.
We hope this letter gets you some good results!
Mind if we borrow it and use it on our humans?
We see Olivia’s eyes!
Comment by The Creek Cats — March 8, 2010 @ 6:31 pm
Hopefully they will listen or y’all will end up in a Court of Paw!
Comment by Brian — March 8, 2010 @ 7:45 pm
We can see Olivia hiding there! We hope that they listen to you guys, we would hate for it to have to go to court!
Comment by Amy & The House of Cats — March 8, 2010 @ 7:54 pm
Sometimes you just need to put your paw down with people. We hope they get the message!
Comment by Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Yuu-Chan — March 8, 2010 @ 8:56 pm
What a great letter! I need an attorney like yours! Oh, and I think maybe we cats should get a class action suit going so we could all get some action from our people. Maybe we could even get a little money out of it for treats and toys.
Took me a little while but I see Olivia’s eyes where she is hiding by you.
Comment by Shigliah the Cat — March 8, 2010 @ 9:34 pm
Gosh, I think I may be in need of this gentleman’s services too!
Comment by William — March 8, 2010 @ 9:47 pm
Seems perfectly reasonable to us. We hope the Humans take note. We didn’t see Olivia until you said she was in the photo, then we saw her eyes.
Comment by Eric and Flynn — March 8, 2010 @ 10:48 pm
I think your requests are very reasonable.. I hope they comply.. I missed Olivia untill you said.. what a brilliant picture.. Hugs GJ xx
Comment by ginger jasper — March 8, 2010 @ 11:26 pm
Oh, no, they are definitely in violation of the terms of contract. We hope they get in line before you have to take legal action.
Comment by jansfunnyfarm — March 8, 2010 @ 11:50 pm
OOOooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
heeheehee
You kitties are smart to seek counsel!
We will be watching your case with interest
Purrs Mickey, Georgia & Tillie
Comment by Mickey — March 9, 2010 @ 12:24 am
Oh yeah, and if they don’t comply, take them to Paw Court!
Comment by Katz (And Other) Tales — March 9, 2010 @ 2:55 am
But…if they go to jail, who will feed you?
We had to biggify, but we did see Olivia! Purrrr….
Comment by Cory — March 9, 2010 @ 3:07 am
Can we borrow this letter? We think our humans have violated a few of these too!!
Comment by The Island Cats — March 9, 2010 @ 3:32 am
Off with their heads! Well, maybe not. You should put the bitey on them, though.
Comment by Tristan and Crikey — March 9, 2010 @ 3:45 am
Good lukhk!
Don’t furget to ask fur a puppy too!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie
Comment by Khyra — March 9, 2010 @ 3:53 am
You have laid down the law, and quite clearly. We hope your humans will take action and avoid any further legal difficulty.
Comment by A few Good Cats — March 9, 2010 @ 5:00 am
I hope your parents take note! If it works, I might borrow this letter and send it to mine.
Comment by Huffle Mawson — March 9, 2010 @ 11:04 am
We think your demands are very fair!
Comment by Fui, Suey and Ronny — March 9, 2010 @ 12:17 pm
I say give them one more chance Cliff & Olivia…sometimes humans have to catch up with work! Take advantage & take a few more naps while you can:)
Comment by bruce the cat — March 9, 2010 @ 1:13 pm
omigod, it’s so formal!
Well done dear friends LOL
You deserve all attention in this world!
purrs and love
*** AWESOME picture!
Luna
Comment by We love Luna — March 9, 2010 @ 1:14 pm
We may need to get in touch with your attorney our Mom is turning into a real slacker.
Comment by AFSS — March 9, 2010 @ 1:25 pm
Well that’s telling ‘em! They’d better behave themselves!
Comment by Milo and Alfie — March 9, 2010 @ 2:30 pm
if i were your human i’d be shaking in my boots… luckily i think i comply with almost all those provisions so my boyz wouldn’t have a similar case…
Comment by dma — March 9, 2010 @ 3:12 pm
Cliff that is a very serious looking pose you have on that computer. And I see Olivia…..or at least her eyes there!
Comment by Meadow — March 9, 2010 @ 3:13 pm
That’s bound to work! Well done!!
Comment by Goldie — March 9, 2010 @ 3:53 pm
We have sent our human to law school in order to represent all of the cats of the world. However, she seems to not be giving over the info so I’ve had to absorbe stuff through the books by lying on them. Here is my advice- somehow get your humans to 1- either sign this document, or 2- prove that you detrimentally relied on their assurances according to this document.
Do you think I can earn a J.D. too??
Latte the Meezer
Cat Candidate for J.D.
Comment by Latte — March 9, 2010 @ 4:08 pm
I’d say those are all very reasonable requests and hopefully you’ll get good results without having to take the next step.
George
PS. Tell Olivia we see her!
Comment by The Crew — March 9, 2010 @ 7:03 pm
That should get the humans’ attention. We have a feeling they will comply with your demands.
Comment by Grrreta — March 10, 2010 @ 1:34 am
We spied Olivia’s eye!
Comment by Derby — March 10, 2010 @ 3:47 am
ahahaha… I loved it! you’re so adorable!
all the best for both of you! beeeeeeeeeeeautiful pics!
lovely!
Comment by Luzinha Franzoi — March 10, 2010 @ 10:14 pm